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Well, finally the good news goes all out loud …

I am pregnant ! ( YIKES ) … already in my 15th week. We kept it quiet because the hormones did a little more kicking ( especially to my medicine, thank you very much ) than it normally would.
I have been through HELL and back and back again and back ( ????? ), the first 3 months, but was determinned to pull throught. Not that I am EVER gonna do it again, believe me, NEVER !!

The funny thing is, I am not a standard pregnant woman and recently I found out there are hardly standard pregnant women. Does that make us standard anyway or the ‘others’ look plain stupid.

I have to admit I have had my share of strange things happening. First of all a SUPERenthousiastic woman , whom arranges something in the babyfield , calling me. I almost got a heartattack !!! There I was … laying down with a depression and on the other side of the phone a woman almost SCREAMING : Ohhh how wonderfull and blablabla …( I call it PINK – CLOUD talking ).
I thought … : ” WHAT the FREAKING F*** are you talking about … wonderfull … pff wonderfull MY ASS , you can stuff that PINK cloud of yours where the liiiggghhhttt don’t shine “. Well, she just would not stop and at the end I had a nice pannickattack thinking I was some kind of horror-mom-to-be not being happy at that time at all.

Than … the horrorstories of friends who find out you are pregnant … Oh PAH-LEASE ! What is that all about ?? Do they really think I am waiting to hear what troubles I am gonna get ?

Helloowww I have an anxiety- and pannickdisorder !!!

People telling me all the bad things, the fact it hurts when you deliver ( well, I never claimed it would be a party , however, it would have been fun if it was ! ), the thick feet, the pain of this and that … Geezz, I am already happy I got through the 3 months of depression … JUST SHUT UP !!!! I will cross that bridge when I come to it, … I think ( looking pale now ) !!!

Ohh and the worst part … The BELLY touching … WHAT ? WHY ??? WHAT is THAT FOR ??? Since when am I public AREA ???
Nonononono, nooooo entering that area , nooo touchy touchy ! Me killy killy you !
Stay off … want to have a flight over my village ? Touch my belly and you will get a FREE FLIGHT !

” Everybody was KUNGFY-FIGHTING … tududududdudu “

Yiiihaaaaa … Come and dare touch my belly !!